20111121

Celebrity. (2000)

lately i've had alot of time to think.

is because im upposed to study for my exams.

(yes. i know exams it's the only thing i'm talking about lately.)

(get used to it)


some days ago i was thinking for some hours.


i was thinking about my life.


and i realized something.


im not a celebrity.

and.

i'll probably never be one either.




here's what i realized:

- the only person following my blog is my mom.

- i can't wear sunglasses indoor without someone staring at me with the "what-the-f**k-is-wrong-with-her" look.

- never get anything for free. unless it's reached it's expiration date.

- i'm poor.

- i spend most of my time in bed with a book.

- i have to take the bus.

- and... i sing like a crow.



thank you very much for ruining my future damn exam.







ILOVEYOU

20111111

11.11.11 - 11:11 (2011)

i'm preparing for exams.


i say no more.


Washed Out – New Theory

The past. (2011)

i found some pictures from my past.

(it's really just from this fall)


whatever.


so..

to sum up my fall.



i looked after a dog. i had to walk him. 




i ate fogberries. it was nice.




i had a fancy lunch. 




i got a dymotyper. and i marked all of my belongings with dymotape.




i got fish. fish are dirty.

and.

i got a pedicure.




i got matching knitted socks as my BFF. 




my sister gave me a snake. and she took it back.




iloveyou.

M83 – Wait

20111110

Negativity scale. (1989)

i can be a real bitch sometimes.


and sometimes i'm a whiner.


and sometimes i'm like a raging pregnant t'rex.



sometimes i'm like that.



today was different.



today i turned in to all of those "states of mind".


at the same time.



reason:

someone wrote in their FB status: "preparing for exams :)"


and i spilled my coffee all over my freshly printed notes.


i accidentally read the FB status again.


BBC-entertainment rescheduled Àllo àllo without notifying me.


i left the chocolatemilkbox empty in the fridge yesterday, and it was still empty today.


a friend of mine went home for christmas vacation.


i went on FB again.


i realized that i only have 3000 pages left to read before my exam next week.





result:



the "exam-negativity-scale" is reaching new levels.




FML, ILOVEYOU!

20111025

Don't know.


if you didn't know about them.



now you do.

(m83- midnight city)


I.L.them.and.Y

Busy. (2011)

so. i've been seriously busy lately.


i'ts like i'm sooo busy.


all the time.

(not)


i've actually been really buisy finding out what kind of pet i want.


i'm not a pet person.

it's like.

all my friends pets love me.

and everyone else's pets aswell.


and i hate them.


but i figured.


since all the pets love me.


i must have missed something.



so i figured.


i'll get a pet.



at first i thought about getting a bird.

but they make so much noise.



and then i thought about getting a cat.

but my landlord won't allow me.

and besides, i would have to walk it and groom it and a lot of other stressful things



so...

i got fish.




and for all you n00b's that don't have spotify:

get it!


I.L.Y

20111018

UhUhAh. (1985)

i think i'm a psychic.


or at least a medium.



some months ago i dreamt that one of my friends was pregnant.


when i woke up i called her and told her about the dream.


that she got really fat, and that we all thought that she had an eating problem...



she said i was full of shit.




today she called me.


and said she was pregnant after all.



ninjamedium.


20111013

Prytania. (2010)

Mutemath – Prytania

Interesting. (1989)

okey.


i looked through my pictures the other day.


and there's a factor of boredom throughout my latest shots.


or.


it's not boredom.


i'ts like, i'm supposed to take a picture of something interesting.


but then...


i just take pictures of my feet instead...


here's some examples. 

here's my feet instead of my mom right before she left for summer vacation.




here's my feet instead of my girlfriend BE next to a statue.




here's my feet instead of some expressionistic dancers.



here's my feet instead of my girlfriend Ballony next to the expressionistic dancers. 



here's my foot instead of my dancing grandparents.




and also...


my BFF also seems to take pictures of his feet instead of what he was supposed to take pictures of.


but..


he works in an office.

so i guess his feet is the most interesting thing to take pictures of.






iloveyou

20111009

BTW. (2005)

btw.

my computer magically started to work again.

here's picture to prove it.


(wo)man vs. machine.



Sweat. (1987)

i work in a restaurant.

as a waiter.


i've been working as crazy lately.

(it's because i'm poor)


there is a small element of stress at my workingplace.

but i never get stressed.


however...


today at work, the chef told me i smelled.

and he offered to spray me with some grease.


i said that he was full of shit.



but i let him spray me anyways.



so after...


i didn't just smell.

it also looked like i had a major sweating problem.





love

20111005

Nontech. (1989)

okey.

i was supposed to talk about how uninspired i am these days.


but when i thought about it.

i realized i'm not uninspired at all.



i'ts just that my computer doesn't work.


so...


i figured that it's the computer that's uninspired..


since it suddenly decided that it didn't want to hang out with me anymore..


and now.


i have to wright my blogposts on an Ipad i found laying around.

(i got it for christmas last year, but i figured that i didn't need it, since i already had a computer)


but now i had to take it out of the fancy box.



and i can't figure this shit out...


none of my pictures are on this thing, AND i have to wright on the screen...




so in the meanwhile, while my computer is having a break.


you (and i) just have to deal with the fact that my posts will be full of text and without pictures.




ps: since i also can't attach links to spotify on this piece of shit "computer": my music recommendation is: 

listen to Bon Iver for a full day and remeniss over all the good times the summer gave.



iloveyouforever.

20111003

Away. (2011)

i've been away.

i traveled far away.



to see an art exhibition.






and to get drunk.



in the stress of the "nearly missing my plane - and almost loosing my luggage", i forgot all of my intended plans.



so...




this is the art i managed to see.






and i got so shitfaced that i tried to be a photoartist.





it's good to be back home.



ps:
i was introduced to some music today, and i'll pass it forward.

Blackbird Blackbird – Hawaii (Niva Remix)

Jay Z – Why I Love You


L.L.L

20110928

Awesome ninja skills. (2011)

i take the bus.

because i don't have a car.


every morning i take the bus at 6am.

the bus leaves at 6am.


today i woke up at 5.57am.


and i was on the bus that left 6am.


i said to myself: i have awesome ninja skills.

and i laughed all the way downtown.





Return to cookie mountain, (2006)

lets get shitfaced.

and pretend were the coolest people on earth.

and listen to this all night.

TV On The Radio – Wolf Like Me



20110927

Work ethics. (1966)

i go to school.

and.

i have a job.


i am what you can call the definition of a good citizen.

yesterday someone told me that i had good ethics.


except i don't.



if it was up to me...


i would go to school everyday, in my mind.

and just lie in bed all day.

getting straight A's.


and while i was in bed i would also go to work, in my mind.

and make shitloads of money.



i would be up all night thinking about stuff like this.




and i would listen to this song on repeat.




L/L/L

20110925

Pump up your kicks. (1985)

Robert's got a quick hand
He'll look around the room
He won't tell you his plan
He's got a rolled cigarette hanging out his mouth 
He's a cowboy kid
Yeah, he found a six-shooter gun
In his dad's closet hidden in a box of fun things
And I don't even know what
But he's coming for you, yeah, he's coming for you

Daddy works a long day
He be coming home late, yeah, he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
Because dinner's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice
I've waited for a long time
Yeah, the slight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger
I reason with my cigarette
And say your hair's on fire
You must have lost your wits, yeah

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks 
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks 
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet





I/L/Y

20110922

FR post nr.100 (2011)

so.

i've managed to make 100 random posts.


hooray.




playboy-ariel and pornstar-snow-white will celebrate as normal.








i will put on my party outfit.




and celebrate with my americanliteracyincontext book.









here's some music to celebrate the big day.

Blackbird Blackbird – Pure

Stars – Personal (Caroline)

Massive Attack – Exchange

Kisses – Midnight Lover



iloveyou.

20110921

Hairday pt.2. (1989)

today i got my hair done.


again.


it was a desperate attempt to fix the "constant-bad-hair-day" situation.



here is a picture of the new hair.



i wear sunglasses to make the whole "newhairdo" look cooler.


not because im a celebrity.


i hate people that wear sunglasses indoor.


even celebrity's.





and also.


i have a theory that everything looks better from a distance.


so.


here is the hair from a distance.


(even the "sunglasses indoor" look cooler from a distance)



and also.

my BFF sent me a song today.





I/L/Y

20110920

Dinner. (1958)

i have a very busy life.



when i come home from school im very busy.



so i have to eat cocobreakfast for dinner.


its because im so busy.



not because its the best dinner ever.








(ironic thank you very much)


(btw: Turbonegro – Übermensch)

20110917

Secret. (2011)

ill tell you a secret.

if you like music.

you should visit this site.

betnewtracks





Washed Out – Echoes

Hairday. (1984)

i recently got my hair done.

and now,

im suffering from "the constant bad-hair-day syndrome."


i figured that some sunglasses could cover it up.

but.

im not sure its working...




here is a picture of me, trying to cover up the bad hair day with some sunglasses.





I/L/Y

The Whitest Boy Alive – Timebomb

20110915

Self realization. (1985)

i have to admit,

i'm a nerd.


but.

i'm not a nerd on the subject of technology.


i'm a real n00b in that specific subject.



to prove my point...:

some time ago i made a picture on my computer.

(of course in paint...)



but i couldn't figure out how to save it.

so...

 i took a picture of the picture with my cellphone.

(much easier!)


here is the picture.



über n00b.


20110913

Just another day. (1989/1990)

i have a BFF.

he is the best.

ever.


he made a movie.

it's supposed to be a documentation of a random hour.


and i suppose it is.


here it is.



lovelovelove

(ps: Lukestar – Palace Road)

Tourist info. (1974)


this is what you should listen to today:

(its the new Bon Iver demo release.)

Bon Iver – Come Talk to Me



if you don't like it,

you can listen to this:

SOMETHING


20110912

Suspicious. (2011)

some purchases require ID.

i have to show ID for everything.



some days ago i was refused to buy beer.


the guy at the checkout said i didn't look like the picture on my ID.




here is my ID picture.




this is how i look.




i said that i've removed the eye patch ages ago...

he was still very suspicious.


One more time. (1987)

we should all listen to this track.

just one more time.

Daft Punk – One More Time



iloveyouforever

20110908

The last day. (1973)

some people say.

that you should live.

like every day.

was the last day.



but who wants to live.

everyday.

in panic and filled with death anxiety?


The Mix Mechanic – Best Friend


20110901

Mandarin. (1989)

i have a friend.

she is from china, or was it japan.. (?!)


she is a realtor,

and

a sushishef.


some day ago, she made sushi.




i want to move in with her.


Love/hate (1981)

i go to school.

in one of my classes i have a japanese professor.



i dont understand what she is saying.



so.

today during the japanese/american literacy lecture,

i made a list of things i love and hate.



here it is:




and here is a picture of a sweater i've inherited:






and also, here is an ok song:




(ps: dear mom, dad, teacup, McH and luckyluke: you are also on my lovelist)


20110830

Shave. (1984)

some days ago i was at a detailstore.

they had an amazing offer on disposable shavers.


like, 100 shavers.

for like, nothing.


so i thought:

i want shavers.



in the checkout a guy asked me:

shave much?!



i said:

yes.




btw, i dont ever get tired of these guys:
A Tribe Called Quest – The Hop

20110829

Favourites. (1989)

i have made a list of my favourite words.

here it is:

(in randomised priority.)

-shit
-fuck
-dangur
-douchebag
-whatever
-love


RJD2 – Salud






Sickness. (1979)

im sick.

i love it.

because then i can lie on the sofa all day long.


when im sick i have all the time in the world to nerd around the internet.

and i found out something.


1. i suck in the subject of technology.
2. two of my favorite guys has made a song together!!

here is the song: (loveloveloooovvve!!)

James Blake – Fall Creek Boys Choir


A.L.Y

20110822

Bad day. (1990)

today is a bad day.

my sister is going back to college.

tomorrow.

so tomorrow will probably be a bad day aswell.



here is a picture of her.


iloveyou McH.

Cool Breeze – Can't Deal With This

Good neighbour.



what?

love.

20110818

Lost/found. (1964)


i'm usually good at keeping track of my stuff.

but now...

i have a problem.



i've lost my sharpies.

i had a big ziplock-bag of sharpies.


and.


now i don't have a big ziplock-bag of sharpies anymore.





maybe its karma.


love.

Boom Clap Bachelors – Combiner (Album Version)

20110817

Tattoo. (1991)

i have a friend.

she has the coolest tattoo ever.

here is a picture of it.




i only have an imaginary tattoo.


here is a picture of it.


iloveyou.

Dirty laundry. (1989)

i have some dirty laundry i can't seem to cope with...



here is a picture of it.


(what?)

20110814

Snakeattack. (2011)

i have a sister.

she is 4 years old.


when im not home she likes to play in my room.

i don't like it that much.


today i came home.

and found a surprise from her in my bed.



here is a picture of it.




lovelovelove


Bon Iver – Perth

Heaven/hell. (1993)

i got some negative feedback on this post.

so.

i've changed it.



(i'll be jerry, and you can still be tom.)






here is my edit:

I like black Tims and black hoodies



The Notorious B.I.G. – Suicidal Thoughts

Random update. (2011)

randomize your world.






Egyptian Hip Hop – Rad Pitt

I.L.Y