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Good times are coming (1984)

I was 9th grade sophomore
she was in the 12th
she used to call me childish
cause on her booty i felt
It was big
It was bouncy
It was soft
Yet firm
Thats why i went to school
I wasnt trying to learn
I never got my turn
She never gave me the chance
I used to daydrem of takin
Off her chick jeans pants
At the high school dance
She just let it all hang
Bootin it over
Makin that ass swing
The DJ was for New Orleans
The music was hipe
She got loose all night
I think the juice was spiced
I was high as a kite
I thought the time was right
To ask her for a dance
She said;
"Naaa thats alright"
I played it off
Walked back across the floor
Fuck that hoe
Dont wanna see her no more

But a hundred and fifty pounds, and ten years later
See her at the grocery store
She tryed to holla a player
She used to be
So fine to me
Now she's fat as a motherfucker
That hoe is huge
From elegant to elephant...
I tried to run
I tried to duck
But i couldnt get away
She was wide as fuck
She asked me for a hug
I buried my face between her titties
But all i could think about
Was how she used to bullshit me
Back in the day when she was cheerleading
They was fine
But all their screaming made my ears bleeding
I was concentrating on her though
Them pretty eyes
Them pretty ass
Them pretty titties
And them pretty thighs
But now
She's a heff to heffer
Seems like everything on her body just melted together
But it wasnt a thing
I gave her my number and all
And when we switched it
She said;
"You better call"
I'm gonna call you girl...

I could'nt wait to go to tell
all my friends i went to school with
How she used to look like
Oh daaamn
Now she looks like
Oh shit
But before i picked up my phone
I sat back and thought
Maybe she got a problem and it wasnt her fault
So i grabbed the number she gave me and used it
Was no hard feelings
i had to call her to prove it
Whats up this is steve
What you doing
She said;
"Im in the kitchen
Fixing some pork chops and chicken
Stoved top stuffed macaronies and ham
With some purple whole pees and jam"
Im like damn
How many kids youve got?
She said;
"None"
Where you live girl?
Here i come