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The stress. (1995)

everyone is stressed.
im not.

heres why you are stressed.

YOU ARE STRESSED BECAUSE YOU...:

  don't accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
  are a bitch.
  care too much.
  are not vague enough.
  are not lending someone $20 and never see that person again.
  are not dealing with the fact that your sole purpose in life may be to serve as a warning to others.
  have never bought a car you can't push.
  going to the gym to often.
  care too much about you'r dancing skills.
  don't sleep late.
  don't appreciate the little things.
  don't take the time to cry over you'r recently passed away goldfish.
  are always in the wrong lane when things are coming for you.
  don't understand that birthdays are good for you.
  dont't understand that compliments are like boomerangs.
  don't watch french drama at night.
  eat to little carbs.






a truly happy person can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

lovelovelove

1 comment:

  1. Kul blogg! Her må jeg legge meg til som følger ser jeg. Du er jammen kreativ!!! :-)
    Kissamelissa

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