yo.
so...
i'm really poor at snapping back at people.
except to my mom i guess. (but you know how that is..)
its always like...
i figure out something to say like an hour after the; "a-snap-would-be-really-appropriate-right-now" moment.
so..
in a world full of flaws i bought an educational book.
its called "insults and comebacks".
and i carry it around everywhere i go.
and now, i always have something to say.
i even shortened the comeback time back to like one or two minutes tops.
(i just need to look it up in the comeback book first)
and i was thinking....
i should share my newly adapted knowledge to you.
so...
here's a list of my favorite comebacks and insults for different occasions:
ugly:
- I've had a lot to drink... and you still don't look good.
- so.. your the kid that made a silly face, and stayed that way?
fat:
- as a matter of fact, you DO look fat in those pants.
skinny:
- bitch!
short:
- your so short, you could model for trophies.
- my neck hurts from insulting you.
old:
- its time to start acting your age - old.
dumb:
- your so dumb, you think a lawsuit is something you wear to court.
smarty pants:
- why don't you just join Mensa, and call it a day?
assholes:
- if i wanted to hear from an asshole, i'd fart.
douchebags:
- you'r the reason God created the middle finger.
i may be fat, but your ugly... and i can always diet...
iloveyou!