Info. (1996)

so i go to school.

im studying literature.

im a nerd.


but.

there are differences i nerdness.


im a nerd.

because i like stuff that douches don't.

like studying literature.


so iv'e started a new semester.

with a whole new level of people i didn't knew existed.


i know I'm a nerd.

but the level of nerdness has rised to a whole new level this semester.

i don't know where these people come from.


i guess they must have crawled out of their "starwars-goth-acne" caves.

some of them added me on facebook.

and I'm nice.

so i accepted them.


but it wasn't before i accepted them on FB that i realized what level of nerd I'm dealing with.


its like...

when you update you FB-status with some scifi hubba bubb.

and you are the only one liking it.

you don't realize its like high fiving yourself in public -

 - wearing manga/goth/bad-taste clothes.



and all of them wants to be teachers.

I'm looking forward to the future of literature in the public schools.

im a nerd AND a bitch.

and I'm sorry that i am.


like, really.


iloveyou.

Words. (2011)

i know about an artist.

her name is Ane Brun.

she is really big in japan.


she came out with a new CD on her label - ballon ranger recordings this last fall.

i started listening to the tracks some time ago.

but i didn't listen close enough until some days ago.


spend some time on this.

iloveyou.

serious.

They don´t want it. (1987)

okei.

so iv'e been a real bitch lately.

leaving my site neglected.

i don't really have any good excuse.


in the famous, non celeb blogger style i'm saying; oh yeah im back.

(sort of)




so..

for warm up i just wanted you to listen to this track:

listen to it at least three times in a row.



and look at this picture that i took while busy not looking after the site:

don't worry i will not start a new and better bloglife taking nature shots,  philosophizing and writing about nature medicine.

i just took a random shot, and for a moment i thought i was a photographer. 

because i don't want it.

and because they don't want it.


alvielovesyou4ever.

In you´r FACE!

its christmas time

oh yeah!

Celebrity. (2000)

lately i've had alot of time to think.

is because im upposed to study for my exams.

(yes. i know exams it's the only thing i'm talking about lately.)

(get used to it)


some days ago i was thinking for some hours.


i was thinking about my life.


and i realized something.


im not a celebrity.

and.

i'll probably never be one either.




here's what i realized:

- the only person following my blog is my mom.

- i can't wear sunglasses indoor without someone staring at me with the "what-the-f**k-is-wrong-with-her" look.

- never get anything for free. unless it's reached it's expiration date.

- i'm poor.

- i spend most of my time in bed with a book.

- i have to take the bus.

- and... i sing like a crow.



thank you very much for ruining my future damn exam.

Common – U, Black Maybe

ILOVEYOU

Old memories. (1979)

it's because they never get old.

or at least not yet.

Thomas Dybdahl – a love story

Thomas Dybdahl – adelaide


iloveyou.

11.11.11 - 11:11 (2011)

i'm preparing for exams.

i say no more.


Washed Out – New Theory

The past. (2011)

i found some pictures from my past.

(it's really just from this fall)


whatever.


so..

to sum up my fall.

i looked after a dog. i had to walk him. 

i ate fogberries. it was nice.

i had a fancy lunch. 

i got a dymotyper. and i marked all of my belongings with dymotape.

i got fish. fish are dirty.

and.

i got a pedicure.

i got matching knitted socks as my BFF. 

my sister gave me a snake. and she took it back.




iloveyou.

M83 – Wait

Negativity scale. (1989)

i can be a real bitch sometimes.


and sometimes i'm a whiner.


and sometimes i'm like a raging pregnant t'rex.



sometimes i'm like that.



today was different.



today i turned in to all of those "states of mind".


at the same time.



reason:

someone wrote in their FB status: "preparing for exams :)"


and i spilled my coffee all over my freshly printed notes.


i accidentally read the FB status again.


BBC-entertainment rescheduled Àllo àllo without notifying me.


i left the chocolatemilkbox empty in the fridge yesterday, and it was still empty today.


a friend of mine went home for christmas vacation.


i went on FB again.


i realized that i only have 3000 pages left to read before my exam next week.





result:

the "exam-negativity-scale" is reaching new levels.

Phantogram – When I'm Small

FML, ILOVEYOU!

Don't know.

if you didn't know about them.

now you do.

(m83- midnight city)

I.L.them.and.Y

Busy. (2011)

so. i've been seriously busy lately.


i'ts like i'm sooo busy.


all the time.

(not)


i've actually been really buisy finding out what kind of pet i want.


i'm not a pet person.

it's like.

all my friends pets love me.

and everyone else's pets aswell.


and i hate them.


but i figured.


since all the pets love me.


i must have missed something.



so i figured.


i'll get a pet.



at first i thought about getting a bird.

but they make so much noise.



and then i thought about getting a cat.

but my landlord won't allow me.

and besides, i would have to walk it and groom it and a lot of other stressful things



so...

i got fish.

The Jezabels – A Little Piece

and for all you n00b's that don't have spotify:

get it!

I.L.Y

UhUhAh. (1985)

i think i'm a psychic.


or at least a medium.



some months ago i dreamt that one of my friends was pregnant.


when i woke up i called her and told her about the dream.


that she got really fat, and that we all thought that she had an eating problem...



she said i was full of shit.




today she called me.


and said she was pregnant after all.



ninjamedium.

Prytania. (2010)

Mutemath – Prytania

Interesting. (1989)

okey.

i looked through my pictures the other day.

and there's a factor of boredom throughout my latest shots.

or.

it's not boredom.

i'ts like, i'm supposed to take a picture of something interesting.

but then...

i just take pictures of my feet instead...

here's some examples. 

here's my feet instead of my mom right before she left for summer vacation.

here's my feet instead of my girlfriend BE next to a statue.

here's my feet instead of some expressionistic dancers.

here's my feet instead of my girlfriend Ballony next to the expressionistic dancers. 

here's my foot instead of my dancing grandparents.

and also...

my BFF also seems to take pictures of his feet instead of what he was supposed to take pictures of.

but..

he works in an office.

so i guess his feet is the most interesting thing to take pictures of.

Fruit Bats – You're Too Weird

iloveyou

BTW. (2005)

btw.

my computer magically started to work again.

here's picture to prove it.

(wo)man vs. machine.

Sweat. (1987)

i work in a restaurant.

as a waiter.


i've been working as crazy lately.

(it's because i'm poor)


there is a small element of stress at my workingplace.

but i never get stressed.


however...


today at work, the chef told me i smelled.

and he offered to spray me with some grease.


i said that he was full of shit.



but i let him spray me anyways.



so after...


i didn't just smell.

it also looked like i had a major sweating problem.

Youth Lagoon – Daydream

love

Nontech. (1989)

okey.

i was supposed to talk about how uninspired i am these days.


but when i thought about it.

i realized i'm not uninspired at all.



i'ts just that my computer doesn't work.


so...


i figured that it's the computer that's uninspired..


since it suddenly decided that it didn't want to hang out with me anymore..


and now.


i have to wright my blogposts on an Ipad i found laying around.

(i got it for christmas last year, but i figured that i didn't need it, since i already had a computer)


but now i had to take it out of the fancy box.



and i can't figure this shit out...


none of my pictures are on this thing, AND i have to wright on the screen...




so in the meanwhile, while my computer is having a break.


you (and i) just have to deal with the fact that my posts will be full of text and without pictures.




ps: since i also can't attach links to spotify on this piece of shit "computer": my music recommendation is: 

listen to Bon Iver for a full day and remeniss over all the good times the summer gave.



iloveyouforever.

Cannons. (1956)

Youth Lagoon – Cannons

iloveyou.

Away. (2011)

i've been away.

i traveled far away.



to see an art exhibition.

and to get drunk.

in the stress of the "nearly missing my plane - and almost loosing my luggage", i forgot all of my intended plans.

so...

this is the art i managed to see.

and i got so shitfaced that i tried to be a photoartist.

it's good to be back home.



ps:
i was introduced to some music today, and i'll pass it forward.

Blackbird Blackbird – Hawaii (Niva Remix)

Jay Z – Why I Love You


L.L.L

Awesome ninja skills. (2011)

i take the bus.

because i don't have a car.

every morning i take the bus at 6am.

the bus leaves at 6am.

today i woke up at 5.57am.

and i was on the bus that left 6am.

i said to myself: i have awesome ninja skills.

and i laughed all the way downtown.

Heiruspecs – 5ves