Rather. (1995)

today i met my friend ra.



she lives far away.




in the question "would you rather go blind or deaf" we both agree in the same thing.


here is a picture of us with the result of our agreement.

iloveyou r

bigott – She Is My Man

Day/nightlight. (1989)

i still sleep with the lights on.



once i tried to sleep with the lights off.

it did'nt work out.





here is a picture of my nightlight:

Mr. Green – Dippies

Bad karma and ace. (2011)

i've been having bad karma lately.

here is a picture of it.

and here is a picture of my friend Ace.



he likes bushes.

Darwin Deez – Radar Detector

hungoverlove.

Come si comme ca (1994)

Hassan – Comme Si Comme Ca

Karma. (1985)

yesterday i fell down a concrete stair.

i think it looked almost like this:

(not painless)




yesterday i went out for one beer.

and for some reason i got shitfaced.





yesterday i fell off my bike.

(on my way home from the bar)




today i had to work four hours overtime. --> hungover.








Dear karmapolice: if there's something you'd like to tell me...

JUST SAY IT TO MY FACE!



GZA – Alphabets


love

Sexihot. (1987)

i have a friend.


his name is Yura.



he has a bellypiercing.



here is a picture of it:

he says its sexihot.





alvielovesyou


Kakkmaddafakka – Your Girl

Wonderful. (2007)

Cunninlynguists – Wonderful (feat. Devin The Dude)


loveyou

Enjoy. (1987)

i work in a resturant.

as a waiter.

the chef wants me to taste everything he makes.





i've been working in the resturant for about a month.





this is how i looked when i started the job:



 

and this is how i look now:

i think i developed an over-eating disorder.



pees!

Just because. (1998)

i've been waiting to tell you this
for oh so long
and these feelings i have for you
(almost) deserve to be in a song

i wish i could just squeeze you
till you were out of breath
grab you by the neck
and choke you half to death

wish i could kick you in the ass
without going to jail
or lock you in my trunk
without creating a smell

if only for one night
i could take you by your hand
and cut it off
for stealing my heart

if we could sail across the sea
just you and me in a boat
ill throw your ass overboard
and just look at you float

ill glue your eyes wide open
and have you roped in the kitchen
take a picture of my ass
so you could see what your missing

lets take a walk on the beach
ill bury your body with sand
and keep packing and packing
unntil you couldnt withstand

lets get a hotelsuite
twenty storys above
ill chunk you out the window
and see you fly like a dove

just because
of what love does

if i could only come up to your job
and shout
where is my bitch
ill kick your boss in the nuts
and tell him
fuck it he quits

i want to sweep you off your feet
with a box of chocolates
but watch it
'cause its really
ball'd up dogshit

ill reach for your feet
or something i can rope up
and tie you to a motorcykle
start jumping ramps and doing donuts

ill take you climbing to the mountaintop
trip you
and watch you drop
from rock to rock

only you can make me feel this way
there is no other
but you had to go and find another lover
or whatever

and i really wish you happiness
i hope it work out
so ya'll can get a crib together
so i can blow up your house

just because


here is a pictue of my friend devin, he helped me write this:

iloveyou

The wait. (1985)

Mr. Green – The Park

if you wait for it.

long enough.

it will come.



eventually...

sweetness

Quadron – Unpatience

Irregularities. (1981)

its the irregulaity that makes the world go 'round

randomness:
(this is my (imaginary) father, he loves sweden)

love

The day after yesterday comedy. (2011)

whaaaat.

Aftermath. (1986)

surfing without binoculars.

pees and love


The Notorious B.I.G. – Machine Gun Funk

Whatever. (1990)

sometimes its right to do the wrong things.

and

sometimes its wrong to do the right things.

whaaatever

loveyou and you

Let it be summer. (1992)

reposting this song: Craig Mack – Flava In Your Ear

and wish for summer soon.

lovelovelove

Where the party never ends. (1955)

just another friday with playboy-ariel and pornstar-snow-white.

this is what they'll listen to all night: Parov Stelar – The Mojo Radio Gang - Club Version

this is what i'll be listening to all night: Turbonegro – Sailor Man



i shiver all over when i see your tan..
strong young handsome sailor...

Happy/unhappy (2011)

something that your heart beats for.

(or was it mine?)

Quadron – Average Fruit

and this.

Mr. Green



lovelove.

The what. (1995)

Craig Mack – Flava In Your Ear

i want to introduce you to my (imaginary) boyfriend.

his name is luke.

heres a pic i took of him yesterday:

love

Randomness. (2005)

random mess i can't seem to cope with.



The Roots – Unwritten

In to the future. (2004)

you say that everything sounds the same.
there is no excuses my friend.
lets push things forward.

lets get it on.


lovelovelove