oh yeah!
20111208
20111121
Celebrity. (2000)
lately i've had alot of time to think.
is because im upposed to study for my exams.
(yes. i know exams it's the only thing i'm talking about lately.)
(get used to it)
some days ago i was thinking for some hours.
i was thinking about my life.
and i realized something.
im not a celebrity.
and.
i'll probably never be one either.
here's what i realized:
- the only person following my blog is my mom.
- i can't wear sunglasses indoor without someone staring at me with the "what-the-f**k-is-wrong-with-her" look.
- never get anything for free. unless it's reached it's expiration date.
- i'm poor.
- i spend most of my time in bed with a book.
- i have to take the bus.
- and... i sing like a crow.
thank you very much for ruining my future damn exam.
is because im upposed to study for my exams.
(yes. i know exams it's the only thing i'm talking about lately.)
(get used to it)
some days ago i was thinking for some hours.
i was thinking about my life.
and i realized something.
im not a celebrity.
and.
i'll probably never be one either.
here's what i realized:
- the only person following my blog is my mom.
- i can't wear sunglasses indoor without someone staring at me with the "what-the-f**k-is-wrong-with-her" look.
- never get anything for free. unless it's reached it's expiration date.
- i'm poor.
- i spend most of my time in bed with a book.
- i have to take the bus.
- and... i sing like a crow.
thank you very much for ruining my future damn exam.
ILOVEYOU
20111115
Old memories. (1979)
it's because they never get old.
or at least not yet.
Thomas Dybdahl – a love story
Thomas Dybdahl – adelaide
iloveyou.
or at least not yet.
Thomas Dybdahl – a love story
Thomas Dybdahl – adelaide
iloveyou.
20111111
The past. (2011)
i found some pictures from my past.
(it's really just from this fall)
whatever.
so..
to sum up my fall.
my sister gave me a snake. and she took it back.
iloveyou.
M83 – Wait
(it's really just from this fall)
whatever.
so..
to sum up my fall.
i looked after a dog. i had to walk him.
i ate fogberries. it was nice.
i had a fancy lunch.
i got a dymotyper. and i marked all of my belongings with dymotape.
i got fish. fish are dirty.
and.
i got a pedicure.
i got matching knitted socks as my BFF.
my sister gave me a snake. and she took it back.
iloveyou.
M83 – Wait
20111110
Negativity scale. (1989)
i can be a real bitch sometimes.
and sometimes i'm a whiner.
and sometimes i'm like a raging pregnant t'rex.
sometimes i'm like that.
today was different.
today i turned in to all of those "states of mind".
at the same time.
reason:
someone wrote in their FB status: "preparing for exams :)"
and i spilled my coffee all over my freshly printed notes.
i accidentally read the FB status again.
BBC-entertainment rescheduled Àllo àllo without notifying me.
i left the chocolatemilkbox empty in the fridge yesterday, and it was still empty today.
a friend of mine went home for christmas vacation.
i went on FB again.
i realized that i only have 3000 pages left to read before my exam next week.
result:
and sometimes i'm a whiner.
and sometimes i'm like a raging pregnant t'rex.
sometimes i'm like that.
today was different.
today i turned in to all of those "states of mind".
at the same time.
reason:
someone wrote in their FB status: "preparing for exams :)"
and i spilled my coffee all over my freshly printed notes.
i accidentally read the FB status again.
BBC-entertainment rescheduled Àllo àllo without notifying me.
i left the chocolatemilkbox empty in the fridge yesterday, and it was still empty today.
a friend of mine went home for christmas vacation.
i went on FB again.
i realized that i only have 3000 pages left to read before my exam next week.
result:
the "exam-negativity-scale" is reaching new levels.
FML, ILOVEYOU!
20111025
Busy. (2011)
so. i've been seriously busy lately.
i'ts like i'm sooo busy.
all the time.
(not)
i've actually been really buisy finding out what kind of pet i want.
i'm not a pet person.
it's like.
all my friends pets love me.
and everyone else's pets aswell.
and i hate them.
but i figured.
since all the pets love me.
i must have missed something.
so i figured.
i'll get a pet.
at first i thought about getting a bird.
but they make so much noise.
and then i thought about getting a cat.
but my landlord won't allow me.
and besides, i would have to walk it and groom it and a lot of other stressful things
so...
i got fish.
i'ts like i'm sooo busy.
all the time.
(not)
i've actually been really buisy finding out what kind of pet i want.
i'm not a pet person.
it's like.
all my friends pets love me.
and everyone else's pets aswell.
and i hate them.
but i figured.
since all the pets love me.
i must have missed something.
so i figured.
i'll get a pet.
at first i thought about getting a bird.
but they make so much noise.
and then i thought about getting a cat.
but my landlord won't allow me.
and besides, i would have to walk it and groom it and a lot of other stressful things
so...
i got fish.
and for all you n00b's that don't have spotify:
get it!
I.L.Y
20111018
UhUhAh. (1985)
i think i'm a psychic.
or at least a medium.
some months ago i dreamt that one of my friends was pregnant.
when i woke up i called her and told her about the dream.
that she got really fat, and that we all thought that she had an eating problem...
she said i was full of shit.
today she called me.
and said she was pregnant after all.
ninjamedium.
or at least a medium.
some months ago i dreamt that one of my friends was pregnant.
when i woke up i called her and told her about the dream.
that she got really fat, and that we all thought that she had an eating problem...
she said i was full of shit.
today she called me.
and said she was pregnant after all.
ninjamedium.
20111013
Interesting. (1989)
okey.
it's not boredom.
here's my feet instead of my girlfriend BE next to a statue.
here's my feet instead of some expressionistic dancers.
i looked through my pictures the other day.
and there's a factor of boredom throughout my latest shots.
or.
it's not boredom.
i'ts like, i'm supposed to take a picture of something interesting.
but then...
i just take pictures of my feet instead...
here's some examples.
here's my feet instead of my mom right before she left for summer vacation.
here's my feet instead of my girlfriend BE next to a statue.
here's my feet instead of some expressionistic dancers.
here's my feet instead of my girlfriend Ballony next to the expressionistic dancers.
here's my foot instead of my dancing grandparents.
and also...
my BFF also seems to take pictures of his feet instead of what he was supposed to take pictures of.
but..
he works in an office.
so i guess his feet is the most interesting thing to take pictures of.
iloveyou
20111009
Sweat. (1987)
i work in a restaurant.
as a waiter.
i've been working as crazy lately.
(it's because i'm poor)
there is a small element of stress at my workingplace.
but i never get stressed.
however...
today at work, the chef told me i smelled.
and he offered to spray me with some grease.
i said that he was full of shit.
but i let him spray me anyways.
so after...
i didn't just smell.
it also looked like i had a major sweating problem.
as a waiter.
i've been working as crazy lately.
(it's because i'm poor)
there is a small element of stress at my workingplace.
but i never get stressed.
however...
today at work, the chef told me i smelled.
and he offered to spray me with some grease.
i said that he was full of shit.
but i let him spray me anyways.
so after...
i didn't just smell.
it also looked like i had a major sweating problem.
love
20111005
Nontech. (1989)
okey.
i was supposed to talk about how uninspired i am these days.
but when i thought about it.
i realized i'm not uninspired at all.
i'ts just that my computer doesn't work.
so...
i figured that it's the computer that's uninspired..
since it suddenly decided that it didn't want to hang out with me anymore..
and now.
i have to wright my blogposts on an Ipad i found laying around.
(i got it for christmas last year, but i figured that i didn't need it, since i already had a computer)
but now i had to take it out of the fancy box.
and i can't figure this shit out...
none of my pictures are on this thing, AND i have to wright on the screen...
so in the meanwhile, while my computer is having a break.
you (and i) just have to deal with the fact that my posts will be full of text and without pictures.
ps: since i also can't attach links to spotify on this piece of shit "computer": my music recommendation is:
listen to Bon Iver for a full day and remeniss over all the good times the summer gave.
iloveyouforever.
i was supposed to talk about how uninspired i am these days.
but when i thought about it.
i realized i'm not uninspired at all.
i'ts just that my computer doesn't work.
so...
i figured that it's the computer that's uninspired..
since it suddenly decided that it didn't want to hang out with me anymore..
and now.
i have to wright my blogposts on an Ipad i found laying around.
(i got it for christmas last year, but i figured that i didn't need it, since i already had a computer)
but now i had to take it out of the fancy box.
and i can't figure this shit out...
none of my pictures are on this thing, AND i have to wright on the screen...
so in the meanwhile, while my computer is having a break.
you (and i) just have to deal with the fact that my posts will be full of text and without pictures.
ps: since i also can't attach links to spotify on this piece of shit "computer": my music recommendation is:
listen to Bon Iver for a full day and remeniss over all the good times the summer gave.
iloveyouforever.
20111004
20111003
Away. (2011)
i've been away.
i traveled far away.
to see an art exhibition.
it's good to be back home.
ps:
i was introduced to some music today, and i'll pass it forward.
Blackbird Blackbird – Hawaii (Niva Remix)
Jay Z – Why I Love You
L.L.L
i traveled far away.
to see an art exhibition.
and to get drunk.
in the stress of the "nearly missing my plane - and almost loosing my luggage", i forgot all of my intended plans.
so...
this is the art i managed to see.
and i got so shitfaced that i tried to be a photoartist.
it's good to be back home.
ps:
i was introduced to some music today, and i'll pass it forward.
Blackbird Blackbird – Hawaii (Niva Remix)
Jay Z – Why I Love You
L.L.L
20110928
Awesome ninja skills. (2011)
i take the bus.
because i don't have a car.
every morning i take the bus at 6am.
the bus leaves at 6am.
today i woke up at 5.57am.
and i was on the bus that left 6am.
i said to myself: i have awesome ninja skills.
and i laughed all the way downtown.
Return to cookie mountain, (2006)
lets get shitfaced.
and pretend were the coolest people on earth.
and listen to this all night.
TV On The Radio – Wolf Like Me
and pretend were the coolest people on earth.
and listen to this all night.
TV On The Radio – Wolf Like Me
20110927
Work ethics. (1966)
i go to school.
and.
i have a job.
i am what you can call the definition of a good citizen.
yesterday someone told me that i had good ethics.
except i don't.
if it was up to me...
i would go to school everyday, in my mind.
and just lie in bed all day.
getting straight A's.
and while i was in bed i would also go to work, in my mind.
and make shitloads of money.
i would be up all night thinking about stuff like this.
and.
i have a job.
i am what you can call the definition of a good citizen.
yesterday someone told me that i had good ethics.
except i don't.
if it was up to me...
i would go to school everyday, in my mind.
and just lie in bed all day.
getting straight A's.
and while i was in bed i would also go to work, in my mind.
and make shitloads of money.
i would be up all night thinking about stuff like this.
and i would listen to this song on repeat.
L/L/L
20110925
Pump up your kicks. (1985)
Robert's got a quick hand
He'll look around the room
He won't tell you his plan
He's got a rolled cigarette hanging out his mouth
He's a cowboy kid
Yeah, he found a six-shooter gun
In his dad's closet hidden in a box of fun things
And I don't even know what
But he's coming for you, yeah, he's coming for you
Daddy works a long day
He be coming home late, yeah, he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
Because dinner's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice
I've waited for a long time
Yeah, the slight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger
I reason with my cigarette
And say your hair's on fire
You must have lost your wits, yeah
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
I/L/Y
He'll look around the room
He won't tell you his plan
He's got a rolled cigarette hanging out his mouth
He's a cowboy kid
Yeah, he found a six-shooter gun
In his dad's closet hidden in a box of fun things
And I don't even know what
But he's coming for you, yeah, he's coming for you
Daddy works a long day
He be coming home late, yeah, he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
Because dinner's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice
I've waited for a long time
Yeah, the slight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger
I reason with my cigarette
And say your hair's on fire
You must have lost your wits, yeah
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
I/L/Y
20110922
FR post nr.100 (2011)
so.
i've managed to make 100 random posts.
hooray.
playboy-ariel and pornstar-snow-white will celebrate as normal.
here's some music to celebrate the big day.
Blackbird Blackbird – Pure
Stars – Personal (Caroline)
Massive Attack – Exchange
Kisses – Midnight Lover
iloveyou.
i've managed to make 100 random posts.
hooray.
playboy-ariel and pornstar-snow-white will celebrate as normal.
i will put on my party outfit.
and celebrate with my americanliteracyincontext book.
here's some music to celebrate the big day.
Blackbird Blackbird – Pure
Stars – Personal (Caroline)
Massive Attack – Exchange
Kisses – Midnight Lover
iloveyou.
20110921
Hairday pt.2. (1989)
today i got my hair done.
again.
it was a desperate attempt to fix the "constant-bad-hair-day" situation.
here is a picture of the new hair.
and also.
i have a theory that everything looks better from a distance.
so.
here is the hair from a distance.
again.
it was a desperate attempt to fix the "constant-bad-hair-day" situation.
here is a picture of the new hair.
i wear sunglasses to make the whole "newhairdo" look cooler.
not because im a celebrity.
i hate people that wear sunglasses indoor.
even celebrity's.
and also.
i have a theory that everything looks better from a distance.
so.
here is the hair from a distance.
(even the "sunglasses indoor" look cooler from a distance)
and also.
my BFF sent me a song today.
I/L/Y
20110920
Dinner. (1958)
i have a very busy life.
when i come home from school im very busy.
so i have to eat cocobreakfast for dinner.
its because im so busy.
not because its the best dinner ever.
(ironic thank you very much)
20110918
Workisnotajob. (2011)
its. true.
workisnotajob.
Ane Brun's new album on Balloon Ranger Recording:
It all starts with one
my favorite:
Ane Brun – Words
20110917
Secret. (2011)
ill tell you a secret.
if you like music.
you should visit this site.
betnewtracks
Washed Out – Echoes
if you like music.
you should visit this site.
betnewtracks
Washed Out – Echoes
Hairday. (1984)
i recently got my hair done.
and now,
im suffering from "the constant bad-hair-day syndrome."
i figured that some sunglasses could cover it up.
but.
im not sure its working...
here is a picture of me, trying to cover up the bad hair day with some sunglasses.
I/L/Y
The Whitest Boy Alive – Timebomb
and now,
im suffering from "the constant bad-hair-day syndrome."
i figured that some sunglasses could cover it up.
but.
im not sure its working...
here is a picture of me, trying to cover up the bad hair day with some sunglasses.
I/L/Y
The Whitest Boy Alive – Timebomb
20110915
Self realization. (1985)
i have to admit,
i'm a nerd.
but.
i'm not a nerd on the subject of technology.
i'm a real n00b in that specific subject.
to prove my point...:
some time ago i made a picture on my computer.
(of course in paint...)
but i couldn't figure out how to save it.
so...
i took a picture of the picture with my cellphone.
(much easier!)
here is the picture.
i'm a nerd.
but.
i'm not a nerd on the subject of technology.
i'm a real n00b in that specific subject.
to prove my point...:
some time ago i made a picture on my computer.
(of course in paint...)
but i couldn't figure out how to save it.
so...
i took a picture of the picture with my cellphone.
(much easier!)
here is the picture.
über n00b.
20110913
Just another day. (1989/1990)
i have a BFF.
he is the best.
ever.
he made a movie.
it's supposed to be a documentation of a random hour.
and i suppose it is.
here it is.
lovelovelove
(ps: Lukestar – Palace Road)
he is the best.
ever.
he made a movie.
it's supposed to be a documentation of a random hour.
and i suppose it is.
here it is.
lovelovelove
(ps: Lukestar – Palace Road)
Tourist info. (1974)
this is what you should listen to today:
(its the new Bon Iver demo release.)
Bon Iver – Come Talk to Me
if you don't like it,
you can listen to this:
SOMETHING
20110912
Suspicious. (2011)
some purchases require ID.
he was still very suspicious.
i have to show ID for everything.
some days ago i was refused to buy beer.
the guy at the checkout said i didn't look like the picture on my ID.
here is my ID picture.
this is how i look.
i said that i've removed the eye patch ages ago...
he was still very suspicious.
20110908
The last day. (1973)
some people say.
that you should live.
like every day.
was the last day.
but who wants to live.
everyday.
in panic and filled with death anxiety?
The Mix Mechanic – Best Friend
that you should live.
like every day.
was the last day.
but who wants to live.
everyday.
in panic and filled with death anxiety?
The Mix Mechanic – Best Friend
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20110901
Mandarin. (1989)
i have a friend.
she is from china, or was it japan.. (?!)
she is a realtor,
and
a sushishef.
some day ago, she made sushi.
i want to move in with her.
she is from china, or was it japan.. (?!)
she is a realtor,
and
a sushishef.
some day ago, she made sushi.
i want to move in with her.
Love/hate (1981)
i go to school.
in one of my classes i have a japanese professor.
i dont understand what she is saying.
so.
today during the japanese/american literacy lecture,
i made a list of things i love and hate.
here it is:
and here is a picture of a sweater i've inherited:
and also, here is an ok song:
(ps: dear mom, dad, teacup, McH and luckyluke: you are also on my lovelist)
20110830
Shave. (1984)
some days ago i was at a detailstore.
they had an amazing offer on disposable shavers.
like, 100 shavers.
for like, nothing.
so i thought:
i want shavers.
in the checkout a guy asked me:
shave much?!
i said:
yes.
btw, i dont ever get tired of these guys:
A Tribe Called Quest – The Hop
they had an amazing offer on disposable shavers.
like, 100 shavers.
for like, nothing.
so i thought:
i want shavers.
in the checkout a guy asked me:
shave much?!
i said:
yes.
btw, i dont ever get tired of these guys:
A Tribe Called Quest – The Hop
20110829
Favourites. (1989)
i have made a list of my favourite words.
here it is:
(in randomised priority.)
-shit
-fuck
-dangur
-douchebag
-whatever
-love
RJD2 – Salud
here it is:
(in randomised priority.)
-shit
-fuck
-dangur
-douchebag
-whatever
-love
RJD2 – Salud
Sickness. (1979)
im sick.
i love it.
because then i can lie on the sofa all day long.
when im sick i have all the time in the world to nerd around the internet.
and i found out something.
1. i suck in the subject of technology.
2. two of my favorite guys has made a song together!!
here is the song: (loveloveloooovvve!!)
James Blake – Fall Creek Boys Choir
A.L.Y
i love it.
because then i can lie on the sofa all day long.
when im sick i have all the time in the world to nerd around the internet.
and i found out something.
1. i suck in the subject of technology.
2. two of my favorite guys has made a song together!!
here is the song: (loveloveloooovvve!!)
James Blake – Fall Creek Boys Choir
A.L.Y
20110822
Bad day. (1990)
today is a bad day.
my sister is going back to college.
tomorrow.
so tomorrow will probably be a bad day aswell.
here is a picture of her.
iloveyou McH.
Cool Breeze – Can't Deal With This
my sister is going back to college.
tomorrow.
so tomorrow will probably be a bad day aswell.
here is a picture of her.
iloveyou McH.
Cool Breeze – Can't Deal With This
20110818
Lost/found. (1964)
i'm usually good at keeping track of my stuff.
but now...
i have a problem.
i've lost my sharpies.
i had a big ziplock-bag of sharpies.
and.
now i don't have a big ziplock-bag of sharpies anymore.
maybe its karma.
love.
Boom Clap Bachelors – Combiner (Album Version)
20110817
Tattoo. (1991)
i have a friend.
she has the coolest tattoo ever.
here is a picture of it.
i only have an imaginary tattoo.
here is a picture of it.
she has the coolest tattoo ever.
here is a picture of it.
i only have an imaginary tattoo.
here is a picture of it.
iloveyou.
20110814
Snakeattack. (2011)
i have a sister.
she is 4 years old.
when im not home she likes to play in my room.
i don't like it that much.
today i came home.
and found a surprise from her in my bed.
here is a picture of it.
lovelovelove
Bon Iver – Perth
she is 4 years old.
when im not home she likes to play in my room.
i don't like it that much.
today i came home.
and found a surprise from her in my bed.
here is a picture of it.
lovelovelove
Bon Iver – Perth
Heaven/hell. (1993)
i got some negative feedback on this post.
so.
i've changed it.
(i'll be jerry, and you can still be tom.)
here is my edit:
I like black Tims and black hoodies
The Notorious B.I.G. – Suicidal Thoughts
so.
i've changed it.
(i'll be jerry, and you can still be tom.)
here is my edit:
I like black Tims and black hoodies
The Notorious B.I.G. – Suicidal Thoughts
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